Monday, March 05, 2007

Mama Mia here i go again....

Winter is over and spring is almost here. Spring is definitely a beautiful season but i miss winter for a lot of reasons. I like dressing up for winter. I miss that smoke that comes out of our mouth when we talk of even breathe. I miss it because i know summer is going to be here soon and i hate summers. How many of us do? we hate the heat,sweat, the tan. While we indians do all possible stuff to avoid the sun, here in london people eat their lunch under sun. They apply cream to get tanned and they have special tanning treatments here in the parlours. Talking about indians and brits i remembered the much talked and publicised Hurley-Arun wedding. I thought Arun Nayyar is a malayalee ('nayyar' sounds like 'nair' and i thought he has cngd the spelling due to some numerology reasons) and wondered why the hell is he marrying in punjabi style in Jodhpur. Then i came to know that its not the mallu 'nair' but punjabi 'nayyar'. Hurley-Arun's wedding rights is said to be sold to the hello magazine for $100 million dollars. Now that what i call 'a million dollar wedding' and they call it 'a big not so fat indian wedding' and not just that her wedding trousseau is supposed to be designed by Tarun tehlani and Rohit Bhal. Well with so much hype and hoopla , iam sure the bachan wedding is goin to be as grand and pompous as this one.

Talking about Bachans i heard that Shweta Nanda Bachan is hosting a show on NDTV where she will be interviewing young indian achievers and guess who the first one she is goin to interview the Krazy not so Kool 'Karan Johar' Applause applause. That takes us to one hyped tv show Koffee with Karan. The rule of the show is
# the first guest of the show has to be shah rukh,kajol and rani.
#he has every right to ask any god damn question to his guests and his guests never get offended in his show which they would generally if otherwise.
#The hamper he gives away is equivalent to oscar award (damn the oscar i can give my life to win the hamper)
#His rapid fire questions can be as ridiculous as hell, and every question has to have somethng about his movie KANK,SRK,Kajol and Rani. If you havent noticed it then start doing it right away.
I hope he doesn come up with season 3 where he will probably get SRK's son and Kajol's daugter talk abt their parents.By then iam sure ash-abhi ke bhi baache ho jaayenge aur hopefully karan ki shaadi ho jayegi..Kafi hai karan...please....

last weekend i punished myself and my husband by watching 'Honeymoon Travels Pvt Ltd'. Never seen a movie as bizarre and rot like this one. While salaam-e-ishq tries to wove the 6 couples stories together i dont understand what this is trying to do. One of the actress (name not used intentionally) who always failed to give one hit movie (well almost all the heroines in the movie have only given flops so u actualy wont identify which one iam talking about). she says that this movie is very original and has a lot of sensibility in it. Ya right one couple turns out to be super hero-super lady while two heros are gays. Now is that what u meant by sensibility. If that is sense of humor then for gods sake you all need a class on humor. Honeymoon travles makes no sense to me and its the worst movie of the year.

I throughly enjoy watching SRK host KBC. His humor and class has taken KBC to a different dimension all together. big B was good no doubt but SRK's KBC has a new color,youthness attached to it. Its really funny when he says 'aap mujse haath milake,ya mujse ghale lagake ya mera ghala dhabhake jaa sakthe hai.' SRK you truly rock KBC.

This years Budget has been another disappointment and hopefully world cup doesn turn out to be one either.

Thats all from me here and i will be back with more reviews and more news from this part of the worldand from our very own hindustan. Until then jai Hind...

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