Letter to GOD

Hey BIG man howey doing??? well u knw how iam doin so i don have to tell you. Seems like you hav this hi-fi remote control to fast forward the time. Take it slow god we seem to have no time to breathe at all. I mean monday just started and in no time it will be weekend.
Talking about remote control and hi-fi gadgets i must say that you have made life quiet simple for us. You have given this incredible brain to our fellow human beings that works 24/7,thinking of making everything from taking a crap in the loo to getting in touch with loved and not so loved ones far far away. But the proble is the brain that things of inventions thinks of distruction too. I mean the same brain that make a micro processor chip makes atom bombs too. So god i request you to process the brain and re-engineer it in such a way that it can only invent good things and whn it thinks of bad stuff let the brain juss crash.
It will not be fair on my part if i dont tell you about the most important "stuff" you have given to us. Money. The paper like thing can do wonders ha. I mean today for everything u need this stuff. To get rid of your own hair on your head you need to pay. And hey added to that we need to pay something called a service tax which is now hiked to 12% as u must be knowing it. God iam telling you,you better be careful coz all those who serve you na they may start charging service tax. See your intentions were very genuine when you made money you basically wanted man to be content and happy until now. Now he kills,robs,rapes,swindles to get hold of those bunch of papers. I understand that ourYamraj has his own pressure from you to reach targets but god murder is brutal and so is rape. Come on you made Eve cos adam was alone. You made her to give emotional support to adam. But how can a man even dare to rape a woman. Accidents, diseases are ok you know i mean acceptable but not murder and rape. Infact i wont vouch even for suicide. So you make sure you take all these are removed completely frm ur list.
Now i wish to tell you about the feeling that you have given to us called LOVE. Over here i have a question. Why should heart be the only organ that should generate love. I mean see people say that he or she is heartbroken so she cant fall in love or think of marriage for the time being..Comeon you can give a spare part which can generate love as a substitute to heart. So we wont see this incredible invention of your TEARS anymore.
Another thing i wish to add here is give us (i mean women here) one incredible power of reading whts on a man's mind. I mean we need to know it. And incase u want to give the same power to men too you can go ahead we wont stop you.
God we all are sick and tired of certain routines ok. I mean we are tired of the roundness of the earth come on cut some monotony here. Give it an exciting shape say how about oblong. Make men pregnant na. I mean both can have the power. The first kid can be from woman's womb and the second from men.
All the while you must be wondering that this woman has only been complaining and you may feel that its time you go for six sigma concept of zero% error. Chill god you have made some wonderful things too but you know na loop holes are always there. I mean i should appreciate you for making Sleep,Its such a wonderful thing u've given us. Don be partial god give this beautiful thing to all of them remove insomnia from ur list. Others which i wish to mention here is Happiness,smile,children,Food,water,snow,rain,birds,fruits,trees,vegetables,mountains,ocean,river...i mean i can go on with the list they are all your wonderful creation and u bet u r the monopolist in that.
Finally i wish to thank you for giving me this life and wish to say it real loud that GOD YOU ARE THE BEST AND THERE IS NO ONE ELSE LIKE YOU AND THERE NEVER WILL BE. THANKS FOR BEING THERE WHEN WE NEED YOU THE MOST.

PS: One final request (sorry i knw women are insatiable).. When you close one door you open another one we all know it but God can u please open the other door a bit quick coz there is this huge queue here you can definitely cut it short by opening quicker na.